Double Trouble!

I've got two stories for you today! Sometimes a lawyer breaks the law, and today's first story is just that. I'm not going to tell you how, because that will spoil it for you, but it's an unusual bit of True Lawyer Crime. Other times a lawyer does something that's just horrible, but not quite criminal. It's what I call "True Lawyer Slime." That's what you'll get in today's second story...and what the lawyer did was, indeed, awful.